About USELESSMAGE
[WARNING: NOVEL AVOIDANCE IS ADVISED] ... ...Still here? Ha-ha, okay! If you're SO curious... There's a high chance this novel was written just for you. Why? Well... the main character is also curious. And, you know... Some kind of power, some sort of new world... Hmm? So what? … ... My friend, you will have to find this out. ... ... ... Oh-oh-oh-oh. I see. You're a tough nut to crack, aren't you? And these reverse-psychological primitives don't catch you at all? Well, okay, let's assume that. Let's follow the rules of good storytelling specifically for you, then. Hmm... Also would be nice to turn on some epic music here... But.. you know? I have only letters and signs to entertain you. A-a-and we will have to work in cooperation, my friend! My pa-a-art is to combine letters interestingly, and yo-o-our part is to imagine epic music and read everything below in a low and dramatic movie-trailer voice. Please. *** Noel Sørensen. Representative of modern society. Someone who doesn't need much to live as long as he understands how things work and how they're put together. A die-hard fan of the "Information Age". Not exactly a social butterfly or a fan of communication, with his terrible personality, he was spending most of his time in a stream of thoughts. Primitive, material, and socially accepted measures of success barely registered for him. Would a beautiful wife, a happy family, a six-figure bank account, or a penthouse in a sleek glass building tell him that "temperature is just a measure reflecting the average kinetic energy of molecular vibrations in defined space"? Or maybe how to survive in the wild if you've got nothing but... umm... absolutely nothing with you? Highly doubt it. Even though his life was guided by his curiosity and joy in simple things, perhaps he could have even called this life happy... It couldn't just continue as it was. Otherwise, we wouldn't see this story. The story of him ending up in a world where his warm bath was shattered into pieces. A world where he's not the duke's beloved son and doesn't attract all the sultry beauties to himself just by existing. A world where he's not the greatest, strongest, most fearless, or omnipotent genius. A world with blood, shit, and tears. And magic. But this harsh and dangerous world doesn't quite suit him, and there's something about your “magic” that feels... well, not very magical at all... Noel knew perfectly well that magic remains magic only until it's fully understood. And we'll see whether our man of broad horizons, antisocial tendencies, hot-tempered nature—and perhaps a bit of self-absorption—with his constant urge to plan and acquire knowledge—can achieve anything in this new place... Or at least survive?
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